1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in m ...read more

A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back ...read more

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was r ...read more

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff ...read more

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pul ...read more

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is ...read more

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. Th ...read more

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, fou ...read more

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and nex ...read more

Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of act ...read more