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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summe ...read more

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over ...read more

This is a true story and the account of the investigation makes it even ...read more

If you were ever totally confused by all the heavy symbolism in the reading yo ...read more

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how ...read more

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pi ...read more

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing and concludes by s ...read more

Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and President Clinton all get caught up ...read more

10. "Clocks are five hours fast"

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strai ...read more