A good neighbour is better dan an inflatable doll !
A woman is like a pair of rubber boots. When they are dry, you cannot enter them, when they are wet, they smell and when you walk on the street with them, people laugh at you.
American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their s with their right hand
Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy!
Are these your eyes? I found them between my brests!
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